Yulblog Confessions
After the storms of the past two nights, it has become quite obvious that God is massively displeased with us. I have thus asked the participants of yesterday’s Yulblog meeting to confess the sins that have incurred her wrath.
Stephane: 6 years of living in sin before I got married.
Julien: Stole a razor!!!
Ella: I still haven’t cleaned my room & it’s been 6 months (tomorrow I swear…).
Alex: I’ve been forgetting to celebrate the cross quarter days.
Martine: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s blog template…but I did.
Steph: I haven’t blogged in too long.
Marie-Jo: I don’t own an X-Box.
A.J.: I have coveted my neighbor’s cattle.
Ed: I’ve hardly used my BBQ at all this summer.
Patrick: I’ve turned down an offer to go to a BBQ at Ed’s place.
Bosco: Who’s God?
Rene: By doing an elegant translation for subtitles, I ended up making Paris Hilton sound intelligent and articulate.
Elizabeth (a future blogger): I thought about making my garden gnome do it with Barbie…and Ken.
Frank: I have only seen one Cubs game this season…and I pay extra to get them on cable.
Francois: I have allowed my last bonsaï to die.
Alexandre: J’ai toléré l’intolérance.
Nick: I made the baby Jesus cry!
Jim (on vacation from LA): Oops, I forgot to go to work this month. Damm!.
Francis H: I took the last cigarette from by brother-in-law’s pack.
Julie: I had a sexual fantasy involving my best friend’s soon to be husband.
Carl: I am the author of nordiquesdequebec.com and I once did it in a hammock while the neighbors were swimming in their pool.
ph: I once sent spam mail to all of the schools in Quebec and I have also experimented with two sisters…within the same week.
Shiraz: I forgot that I had 14 items and went through the 12-items-or-less express line at the supermarket.
Toine: I once worked for manonbrunelle.com.
Vila H.: God is a smoker. Obviously.
Hugh: I didn’t eat my broccoli.
Francois: I stole the all-access key at my high school so that I could hack their servers.
Eric B: I did a contract for Heritage Canada.
Christian: Mon péché, c’est de ne pas avoir su choisir un péché à avouer au Yulblog tellement il y avait de possibilités plus gratinées, les unes que les autres.
Michel: Je confesse le péché d’avoir exprimé mon côté scato, pervert et détraqué dans ce que j’appelle mon côté givré.
Andrea: Sleeping in church.
Vero: I had impure thoughts involving André Patrick.
Andre: Less than two weeks ago, I was given a bottle of single malt. It is now empty. What took me so long?
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I went too early to the Yulbolg meeting (at 7h30) and since nobody was there and it looked like it could start raining any minute I rode home. Is that a sin?
Not only is it a sin but it just so happens that some YulBloggers were there at 6 p.m.!