Mr Icon published a hilarious commentary ^[1] on the smoking in bars debate. Just replace “bar” with “swimming pool”.

“We have always maintained that it’s the customer who should decide what is and isn’t allowed at the recreation facility that they frequent. Many of our clients have expressed the wish to be able to pee while in the water, and I don’t see why we have to force them to leave the company of their friends and do it in an uncomfortable chilly room with cold floors. I can’t even fathom how much business we have lost because of this ridiculous requirement.”

Thanks Kate ^[2].