Lance Armstrong and Bill Clinton only $895!


While as an ex-biker, I am completely in awe of what Lance Armstrong did. After reading his book, I realized that he pretty much defines the word jerk. I can also add Bill Clinton to this definition. Why?

Well the two of them are coming to town on March 7th and it is going to cost more than a cool $1,000 (tax included) to see them. Although if you call Joseph, and say you’re a guest [pdf] of the EMSB you can get a discount. Even with a discount, I didn’t know that teachers made enough to be able to afford things that were that expensive, and how much d’ya wanna bet that Dominic Spiridigliozzi ain’t paying a dime?

4 Comments so far

  1. andre (unregistered) on January 16th, 2006 @ 4:39 pm

    We really should try applying for a press pass.

  2. blork (unregistered) on January 17th, 2006 @ 10:55 am

    Zeke, for twenty bucks and a couple of beers I’ll come over and give you a nice pep talk. I’ll even throw in a little tap dance routine I’ve been working on.

  3. Zeke (unregistered) on January 17th, 2006 @ 10:59 am


    If you’re gonna do a little tap dancing, I think you’re gonna have to pay me!

  4. Thomas (unregistered) on January 17th, 2006 @ 1:16 pm

    Seriously, who wants to see Lance Armstrong talk. I coudn’t stand to watch him when he was biking either. meh… Overachievers…

    On the other hand would love to see “Bubba”. Well, not 1000 dollars love. More like 10 dollars love.

    I don’t know if I can call them “jerks” though. That’s a little over the top. It’s a derivative of the market economy.

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