Halloween protection racket

By Andre Nantel
November 1st, 2005 @ 8:53 AM Life

My usual fee for car rides to the “good” neighborhoods and to make sure that the mountains of candy don’t “accidentally” burn to the ground:

100% of the Coffee Crisps and Raisin Glosettes
25% of the Smarties
At least two Kit Kats and two bags of regular chips

That way everyone stays safe and happy.

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3 Comments so far

  1. blork (unregistered) on November 1st, 2005 @ 10:13 am

    100% of the Coffee Crisps? You are so mean!

  2. Frank (unregistered) on November 1st, 2005 @ 10:15 am

    Sweet deal.

    Are Reeses given out here? I didn’t buy our candy this year and our daughter got sick yesterday. We were giving out Smarties and O’Henry Rodriguez candy bars.

    I’m gonna have to start that racket next year.

  3. RCMP (unregistered) on November 2nd, 2005 @ 6:54 pm

    We are taking down this information. Finally we can crack down on protection rackets. You are being watched!

    Sincerly, your good friends at http://toronto.metblogs.com

    ;)


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