After reading a really funny entry in the Vienna MetroBlog, I decided to check out the search terms that led new readers to the Montreal MetroBlog this month.

1- montreal orgy
Eight different searches used a combination of those two words. If Google needs another revenue stream, maybe they should develop a way for people who do similar searches to find each other.

2- karla homolka address montreal (under many variations)
Google, the favorite tool of the vigilante.

3- alexandre despatie naked
Like his Speedo is not tight enough?

4- objet anal
How many results pages did they have to go through before getting to us? I am certainly not interested in finding out.

5- montreal jazz festival bomb squad
In light of recent events, that one is a bit scary.

6- drugs are bad mmmkay
That someone would do such a search is understandable, that they would click on one of our entry as a result is not.

7- fat free ding dongs
see #6. Can anybody guess which old entry provided that result?

8- free stuff to do in your apartment in montreal
see #1

9- how to take out bra?
Again, see #1 but somehow this one might be Vila’s fault.

Related posts:

1. Funny search terms
2. Google Blog Search
3. Going to the Jazz Fest?
4. The Blue Metropolis Festival still doesn’t think blogging is writing
5. Is Google having problems?