Translated from Anne-Marie. I really liked 1, 8, 11 and 12.

1. Take a bunch of boxes of condoms (ribbed for her pleasure) and put them in people’s carts when they are not looking.

2. Set-up all of the alarm clocks of the electronics department to ring at 1 min intervals.

3. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the kitchen knives all the way to the washroom.

4. Go to one of the “associate” and tell him/her, with an official sounding voice, that there is a code 3 in household items. Repeat with different code numbers until you get an amusing reaction.

5. Go to the service desk and ask them to set-up a payment plan for a bag of M&M.

6. Put one of their “Caution Wet Surface” yellow sign on a carpet.

7. Stand next to the tents in the camping department and invite clients to spend the night if they bring some of the store’s pillows.

8. Hide in one of the circular clothing rack and whisper “Take me! Take me!”

9. While checking out the hunting rifles, ask one of the “associates” if their pharmacy carries anti-depressants.

10. Go to the car care section and use the oil funnels to practice your Madonna imitation.

11. Following every announcement on the intercom, fall to the floor, take a fetal position and scream “No! Not the voices!”

12. Go in a dressing room and scream “You’re out of toilet paper!”